What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

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Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : Thank you.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : I'm 24.

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

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Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

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He : Tea ?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

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Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Sure.

He : Then let's have some coffee

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Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

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Me : No

Me : Because it's month of August.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I don't drink

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!